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Metallica's equivalent to Skynard's "Freebird".
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When the popular beauty ages and can no longer depend on smiles and good looks to make her life easy.
Lookout, that faded queen with the too short skirt is hitting on all the boys to buy another round.
Walked into Victoria's Secret and saw that faded queen manager hitting compact and putting on warpaint. She is past it man.
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Threatening to knock someone out.
Yo, that dude is straight up catchin a fade if he doesn't stop talking out the side of his mouth.
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The MOTHAFUCKIN MOST MWAHHH HAIRSTYLE YOU CAN EVER GET!!!!! ALL THE GIRLS WILL LICK YO DICK AFTER YOU GET IT!!!!
Person 1: yo I might get a buzz cut
Person 2: uh are you crazy get a skin fade
2 days later
Person 1: yoooo 10 girls licked my dick when I got this new fresh skin fade!!! Thanks gdem brodem
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Basically, fresh fade is where one gets a swanky haircut with a fade on the sides and back, and people are permitted to slap the back of your head whilst shouting "FRESH FADE". This action can only be done whilst the haircut is fresh (around 1-3 days after the cut).
"OH SHIT, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, OSCAR HAS A FRESH FADE!"
*slaps Oscar's head with his hand not slong*
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A MILF type who is past her prime, and has almost lost all her looks and hungry after sex. An easy lay for young good looking men who don't care who it is as long as it's easy.
OH did you see that bar! It was full of Faded Jadeds!
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