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The dislike or fear of big dicks
"Hey man, didn't you hear those girls fear the tree? You might not want to sleep with any of them."
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Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.
Dan Savage. "Savage Love by Dan Savage – Columns – Savage Love –" The Stranger. Retrieved March 19, 2011.
"Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle."
Fear the turtle
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1. Something big, hairy, and scary. (No, dude, not your penis...I said big :-) ) that can ACTUALLY happen to you, as opposed to an irrational fear.
2. Something not physically scary, but mentally terrifying yet very real...like an "aw, shit" moment.
Examples of rational fears:
That 90 pound Rottweiler that's about to latch onto your ass like it was a big, meaty, steak.
That 15-year old girl's father after he found out you were studying anatomy instead of geometry.
Worrying that you're gonna flunk geometry because you were studying anatomy instead of geometry.
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When a person is nervous, a turtle-head aka feces begins to exit the anus, without consent.
Dude, that movie was so scary, I had a major "Fear Turtle!"
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The hardesst lads in forball. If tou see these weapons run for tour live.
Owned and Founded by Conor Robertson
Oi! It's the Falkirk Fear, Fucking leg it! - A scared and week aidrie fan
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Conspiracy theorist information used to generate sexual excitement in Red necks, religious extremists and dudes that live in their mom's basement.
"The New World order in conjunction with the Illuminati and the Freemasons are part of the left wing liberal agenda caused 911 in response to the Roswell incident which lead to Eminem wearing the Freemason symbol at the Grammy awards show is good Fear Porn" Fwap Fwap Fwap *Splooge*
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