This morning, i found human fecal matter on my side of the bed.
a food particle stuck in the sphinter of your asshole.
man that peanut is sure one painful fecal wrinkle sprinkle.
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Fecal Dick is a NJ-based satirical harcore/experimental band with screeching female vocals. They are known for references to viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy and Garbage Day. They also mock widely-known advertiements such as the Double Pits to Chesty Axe Commercial and the Taco Bell Diet. Some examples of songs: "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", "This is Why You Had to Get Asshole Surgery".
Fecal Dick is so bad it's good.
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The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.
Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake
My Dad came up with this term meaning Big Shit Head!
Son, you can be a real macro fecal cephalon at times.
an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.
"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."
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The state of being shit-faced.
"After too many drinks she was suffering from fecal alcohol syndrome."
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