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Filed the pan

The art of taking the biggest shit in the history of man kind, to the extent that no water is left visible in the pan on the toilet

I regret that curry last night, I just filed the pan

by rjd99 April 6, 2021


lost files sex

Sex that happen anytime between the hours of 2 am - 5 am.

β€œMe and Jenny had lost files sex before I came into work this morning”

by Sadrenity May 3, 2024


Sperm circular file

A women's asshole or vagina.

I blew a huge load of jizz in that girls sperm circular file.

by Demitrious Octavion December 1, 2016


File taxes

To masterbate

Sometimes I File Taxes 7 times a week, twice a day

by AndyisBrilliant August 3, 2022


Pete-o-file

A dad who acts like a peadofile who makes their son swallow sausages on a regular basis. Also his name is Pete

Mate your dad is such a Pete-O-File

by Dick does butt October 30, 2018

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Faux-file

Fake profiles used by stalkers and trolls for the purpose of spying people's profiles.

"Did you get a friend request from John Doe?" "No, that's just another faux-file"

by VanDyke Brown August 6, 2015


file mingon

Illiterate spelling of Filet Mignon. Usually seen in areas populated by westerners on menus of cheap restaurants run by people originating from the middle-east, though this is a generalisation.

"Helo Sir, welcome welcome, Hamid's fresh and fast food, check out great new file mingon for only 19$"

by TheFatherOfNames June 19, 2017