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Fist Picnic

Used as a threat of intense pummeling of the face as to create a fullness of pain.

If you mess if Rick Sticknick you gonna get a fist picnic all up in your face.

by Jamie Connors et. al. October 24, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fist fuck

What the politicians try to do too us every day.

This measure is vital to the national interest.............and it will not hurt them (the scum such as you and i)........to much

by paul March 5, 2005

240๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


two fisting

A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.

Guy #1: Dude, are you two fisting it again?
Guy #2: Hell yeah! It takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

70๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


fist fucking

The art of putting your hand up the anal or vaginal canal.

Tom lubricated his hand and fore arm and slowly started fist fucking Johns ass hole, till Tom's arm was buried nearly to His elbow up Johns insides. Tom's repeated fist fucking of Johns hole gave John extreme orgasms.

by Pig Boy Polo May 30, 2006

163๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


fist pumping

A ridiculous,inane activity which only tools and people from the Jersey Shore find exciting.

Me: Dude, last night was awesome. I got gang raped by every Playmate of the year from the last decade.
Jesrsey Tool:That was nothing,I was at the club fist pumping 'til the sun came up!

by takeout boy May 25, 2010

64๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gorilla Fist

An incredibly harsh, violent, non-rhythmic hand-job.Motion should give the impression of primates in the jungle or at the zoo. Also known as a "2001" in reference to the opening scene in the movie.

" Oh man, I got so wasted last night I let this Fugly give me a Gorilla fist behind the bar! I can barely walk today...."

by Adam Basich April 14, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


fists of fury

Fists of fury is a sexual manoevre. It can performed by any combination of males and females (mf, ff, mm). It involves (as the title suggests) furious fisting action. Fists fly everywhere in this position as the inflictor flails their arms wildly searching for a vulnerable orifice to attack. Once spotted, they lunge forward in a Bruee Lee-esqe jab and penetrate deeply.

Fists of fury does not have to be a dominant/submissive position, as once the first fist has been planted, it leaves the perpetrator open for attack from the other person. This dual fist action can be surpassed by triple fistage, then quad-fist domination (for instance 2 females may be fisting both the vagina and anus). Quad-fists-of-fury are not for the faint hearted.

>>> Trent: "ur such a hot guy, i wanna fist ur anus all night long... You better watch out for my FISTS OF FURY! cuz they'll get ya."

>>> Sean: "ARRGGGHHHH! What the FUCK are you doing? Stop waving your arms around, its scaring me"

>>> Trent: "FISTS OF FURY ATTACK!!!"

>>> Sean: "My anus is bleeding, your fisting me too hard... Wait I have a chance to fight back, you left ur anus defenseless against my fists"

>>> Trent: "Oh yeah give it to me, yeah dual-fists of fury, this is hot!"

by omg i am wtf uber October 21, 2007

33๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž