skunk flaps

Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.

David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.

Mud flaps

A gay man’s condom

You better put your mud flaps in before your “D” hits Hersey highway

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pain flap

A injury you get cutting peppers. Causing severe pain everytime you touch something.

"I have a pain flap please kill me".

flap ear

Large, protruding ear; from the Dutch 'flaporen' or flap ears, also known as 'zeiloren' which literally means 'sail ears'

flap ears to sail with

bat flap

Pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light. To make it appear as a bat's wing.

My girlfriend came out of the shower to be exposed to a Bat Flap waiting in eagerness to be licked!

ass flap

butt opening on onesie commonly used for easy access

I like to get frisky in my PJ’s so the ass flap is very convenient.

Blue-flaps

The female version of "blue balls" one of the worse feelings a women can have.

My boyfriend gave me blue-flaps because we got interrupted during sex