Flood-Jump

A term regarding to the flood in the Halo series, which jump extremely far and high.

Dude! Did you just see my cat jump?
Yeah! It just did a Flood-Jump!

tom flood

Fucking gay person. Who sucks a lot of dick.

That man is such a Tom Flood

Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning

Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.

Flooding the mine

A sexual move in which you orgasm in the nose of your sexual partner, this term comes from the idea of “digging for gold” when you pick your nose

Mike: Yo Zach, Sarah let me try Flooding the mine on her!
Zach: Wtf if wrong with both of you?

Flood

When your mutha fucken landlord doesnt listen to your mutha fucken requests about your mutha fucken washing machine being mutha fucken broken and now you got a mutha fucken flood.

My mutha fucken washing machine is broken and my mutha fucken landlord hasn't fixed it and now I have a mutha fucken flood.

floods

The food eaten when you have a flu.

Do you have a recipe book for floods?
Floods?
Yeah, flu foods

flood

flood is a known sex offender, beware i warned you

flood is a known sex offender