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The act of explaining to everyone how lonely you are even though you are surrounded by friends.
Guy1: Dude I am having a terrible week no one wants to chill with me.
Guy2: Dude I am right here stop being such a lonely flower.
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A sporting underdog who is just about to make you, the betting underdog, a tidy sum of money. Hopefully.
Based on the short story of the same name by Charles Bukowski.
Come on Paraguay, my sweet flower horse, I know you can beat Brazil. You got it in you! (kissing betting ticket)
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When you feel the overwhelming urge to scratch your sphincter through your underpants without having wiped thoroughly on your last poo, you will later find a flower shaped imprint roughly the size of your fingertip where your ring has left its mark
Doris to Leon - Man my ass is well itchy
Leon to Doris - don't press too hard....you know how hard those poo flowers are to remove in the wash
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whole herb, weed, mary j, ganja-basically still attached to the stem and full of life. its so fresh that you need to smoke that shit on the double!
**not a flower that you look at or showplace on your dinner table, its not magical 'FLOUR' becuse it is not in powder form yet...or ever will be
Aly and Cat enjoy picking magical flowers for their picnics.
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A Frank Zappa send up of the phoniness of the 60's "peace movement" and Time Warner hippies.
Constructed using blindingly sped up guitars and drums to replicate the hardcore speed freaks and other trippers, the song is designed to show how vapid the flower/peace movement really was.
The song was structured similar to Hendrix's "Hey Joe" who Frank admired and jammed with (Hendrix is featured on the cover of the album You're only in it for the Money in which Flower Punk is recorded). The call and response "hey punk..." is answered just like Hey Joe, a Billy Taylor song.
This is one of few Zappa songs not to have cover versions on the internet due to the fact this was mostly a studio/audio creation exemplifying Zappa's use of technology, not quite music concrete but a great example of Dada.
Zappa flower punk Dada Hendrix Billy Taylor Hey Joe flower power phoniness 60's hippies peace movement Time Warner music concrete
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Noun.
A term used by male deployed US Uniformed Military Service Members to describe the phenomenon of a female Uniformed Military Service Member's transformation into an attractive woman over the duration of a deployment. Such females are said to have "bloomed" or "blossomed" whilst in the deserts of Iraq, Afghanistan, other hell-holes that we're deployed to. Alas, for the Desert Flower must wilt; she must return to her unattractive state upon returning to US soil, for the Desert Flower can only bloom in the desert. (Or when more attractive Desert Flowers are in the vicinity of the desert, in this sense they are fraught with rivalry and are a delicate flower indeed .)
While the term applies to all branches of the US military, the Desert Flower is usually found further away from the nicer bases (i.e. away from the Camp Cupcakes) and as she is among fewer females and is accompanied by the men of the Infantries of the Marines and Army. The Desert Flower is typically enlisted and below that of the Staff-Noncommissioned officers (an E-5 and blow).
They are rarer in the Air Force due to the fact that women in the Air Force are already better looking than their sister counterparts in the Army and Marines and do not "wilt" upon return to decent civilization.
Those females unfortunate enough to stay unattractive over a deployment are referred to as the War Hogs, War Pigs, Thunder Cats or just Dude.
Marine PFC Schmuckatelli: "Oh shit! Sergeant! Did you see those hot chicks roll into the FOB last night? I nearly jizzed cause it's been so long since I've seen women! I hope to see them again at the chow hall!"
Marine Sgt. Motivator: "Be not fooled young Grasshopper, for they are Desert Flowers--unattractive girls who have only bloomed in the desert because there are no other chicks around and because we are all so horny for pussy!"
PFC Schmuckatelli: "How can that be? They are so beautiful! I must go to the shitter and rub one out."
Gunny Devil Dog: "Make sure that's all you do young Schmuckatelli! For they are all diseased of nasty shit that will make your little Devil Dog rot and fall off! They carry all STDs known to medical science!"
Schmuckatelli: "Aye aye Gunnery Sergeant!"
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In the current world we know, FoH > YUO
For example, here is the term used in a context.
FoH > YUO
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