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When you are so enamored by something, it leaves you bedridden.
Friend A: I couldn't even get out of bed today.
Friend B: Why come?
Friend A: I think I came down with a serious case of swoon flu after googling Zac Efron for hours upon hours.
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The Governments way of saying the common cold so they can send out vaccinations and steal more money from us.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.
Doctor: I Think You Have The Swine Flu.
Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'
Doctor: Um..okay then..
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An STD that you have picked up off a female most likely from Portsmouth.
tom : mate i got it on with a girl the other night.
jack : excellent
tom : not really turns out she has got bird flu ( ie an std)
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When some one coughs so much after taking a hit and then sits back really blazed after.
Chance hit the bong and now has green flu.
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Sheen Flu is when you're the victim of a massive and horrible hangover. It implies that you were partying like Charlie Sheen the night before, and may be on the brink of death.
Sean called off work today, yesterday's happy hour resulted in his coming down with Sheen flu.
I didn’t go to the bathroom after I had sex, so I got the coochie flu
A state where a Human catches a virus know as the boos flu (originating from animals). This virus cause one to laugh at any joke whether it's funny or not. Over time the laughter gets so out of hand that one's system can no longer take it and shuts down, therefore leading to death
Sophie got the boos flu last night, sadly her brain found humor at random times therefore leading to her passing