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One who lacks the ability to attain female genitalia, thereby resorting to frequent masturbation with inanimate objects. In this case, a warm glazed crispy cream donut.
Zach Kacir is so fat. Tell that donut plunger to get away from me.
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A person who gives a rim job to the hole of a chocolate frosted donut.
Jon: Hey Joe, do you have any donuts left?
Joe: Nah, i just gave the last one a rim job.
Jon: Damnit Joe, You're such a Donut Muncher.
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A chaffed/inflamed anus, normally due to walking too much in a moist environment. Called a spicy donut because in order to cure it you must either glaze or powder it.
Guy 1: Dude I worked a double today and totally have a spicy donut
Guy 2: Put some neosporin or gold bond on that nasty shit yo.
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A sex act in a bathroom stall involving a standing doggy-style posistion. When at the point of ejaculation you dunk your partner's head in the toilet and flush while at the same time cumming in a circle around the partner's anus.
Tina didn't appreciate me getting her hair wet. I don't know why she is so upset though. Hadn't she ever had The Dunkin Donut before?
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The reason Americans can't spell doughnut.
We went to Dunkin Donuts and laughed at the silly Americans.
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A euphamism for lesbian sex
Ya, those two girls are totally slapping donuts.
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The act of punching and penetrating a persons ass hole in one motion.
Josh if you don't stop killing me I will donut bumber your ass.
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