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An object of great power, exuding mucho mojo due to its Austin Powers-like kitschy geekiness. This item is highly sought after for its ability to bring great strength to bear on practically any situation, for its capacity to bring about either harmony or radical change, and for the enormous sexual energy either lost due to conquest by it or bestowed upon those lucky enough to conquer it. The Freedom Tray is all-powerful...
"I'm gonna ride on the Freedom Tray"
"Freedom Tray>>>Check Norris"
"Godzilla couldn't even destroy ALL of Tokyo, but the Freedom Tray can"
"I fucked the Freedom Tray"
"TD Freedom Tray!"
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The ability to behave or express oneself within a set of socially or politically set parameters while simultaneously perceiving oneself to be free of any such parameters. Coined by Tim Francis in May 2007.
Virtual freedom is a very popular philosophy in the United States. Political correctness is a symptom of virtual freedom.
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The product of total market deregulation, unlimited corporate political contributions, targeted tax cuts, and policies to protect vulnerable corporate interests, as Jesus intended it.
We need to cut spending, put a cap on deficits, and balance the budget by cutting taxes for job creators because that's Jesus freedom... the South will rise again.
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Freedom-Slovokia seceded from the United States of America in 2009 to escape the tyrannical control of the Irvington High School Advisory system. Today, Freedom-Slovokia stays true to it's name, serving as a safe- haven for any and all refugees from the IHS advisories. Freedom-Slovokia is currently the smallest independent country in the world, around the size of a school cafeteria. Freedom-Slovokia is run by the students, and the advisory acts only as a figurehead to keep administrators from thinking anything is wrong.
Man, my advisory sucks, we have to do work D:
Dude, let's try and escape to Freedom-Slovokia, I hear they don't have to do work and they are completely free!
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Ironic name for U.S. eastern standard time (EST). Invented in response to whiny euros complaining about important meetings and operations being posted in U.S. time rather than there own faggy timezone(s) exclusively.
Tonight's operation will kick off at 1900 hrs. freedom time, you communist bastards.
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When you think you're a free living American blooded well...American.
Eat your freedom fries you lousy ingrate or I'll send ya to Cuba.
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freedom of religion:
MEans one has the power to choose to be whatever religion they wish to be, wether it be Christian, Jew, or drudic Vampirism. Even no religion is included. Freedom of religion also means freedom from presecution, including slander, physical and emotional attack, and discrimination.
Exersicer of freedom of religion: I am a catholic and proud of it, and nocbody in the world can tell me otherwise!
Thumper of freedom of religion: Your honor, my client has the right to sue the jail for not providing him with his religious daily goblet of blood! Drudic Vampires need blood!
Abuser of FOR: I'm an angry, untypical but loud aethiest and any happy christian I see posting on this stie I will tear down with an axe.
Accepter of FOR: I am an aethiest who is perfectly happy with my lifestyle and will not attack others for believing in moral values.
Beater of FOR:I'm a Jeberzian Fitness, so I'm required to bring a gun to school lest I want Satan to capture my soul. If the principal has anyhting to say otherwise with this then I'll sue his white *** for discrimination.
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