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scum-fu

Pronounced skʌmˈfu - scum-fu refers to humanity's first tried and true martial art: the art of being a scumbag.

Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.

Manager: I understand you are sick but you are required to find a replacement for your missed shift.

Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!

by scum-fu January 2, 2023


FU diary

It’s a fuck you diary or journal or folder or file or binder. It’s a documented, dated log of illegal or inappropriate actions taken by a person, usually a family member, against you. It’s primary use is for documentation to give as evidence to cps or the police that shows the pattern of behavior the person has engaged in towards you or your family. It is a “fuck you” because it contradicts (with photos, emails, and other concrete evidence) their alternate version of events that they have spun into a story for cps or the police.

Take a screen shot of this conversation I had with your mother about our baby. She denies that he has a peanut butter allergy. Then she demands to babysit him alone. We definitely need this for our FU diary. She claims she will call the police on us if we don’t let her have her grand baby.

by mememememememememe August 18, 2021


su-fu

an abbreviation of "super-futile". pronounced "sue-foo"
used to refer to situations that are either not worth continuing to dedicate energy, time or resources towards, or when you're just fucking fed up.

can be used in the event of something happening to you that you have no control over, and that is completely screwing you over.

So, did you convince your boyfriend to stop acting like a bro? Not even, it's su-fu.

by lilmissmaneater March 22, 2011


Bullet Fu

The art of knowing how to shoot with precision.

John Wick's shooting is an art form. He is a master of Bullet Fu.

by Valdarthebold December 8, 2021


Ai-Fu

Ai-Fu is the ability to find any answer or solution to anything by means of using Artificial Intelligence or Ai.

See the term google-fu for context

That OpenAi ChatGPT model is so advanced, we should forget about being good at Google-Fu and start mastering Ai-Fu.

by OscarG13 December 14, 2022


FU "wave"

The word fuck and you combined with the simple wave of your hand with your middle finger! In doing the wave one should smile!

When I arrived to work this am after driving on ice and snow my boss said go home! So I gave the FU "Wave" !

by Cabowabo March 3, 2014


e-fu

Educational-Fuck up

You are an E-FU.

by Bob1234568 May 14, 2009