When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.
Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!
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When someone cums in your mouth but has hairy balls
I swallowed some fuzzy milk
A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.
Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?
I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.
The spot you miss when shaving your butthole
So I was bent ova the sink all spread eagle roight, when I reached back to admire my supposed job well done on me bum, and blimy if I didn't come across a fuzzy muddly.
Someone who stresses over little things. Everything has to be just so.
TAIN STOP STRESSING MAN. YOU'RE SUCH A FUZZY DADDY
fuzzy mango is the layer under fat which is covered in a thick layer fuzzy hairs.
As i spread her legs , a fuzzy mango was revealed right in front of my very eyes . I was frightened.