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A behavior demonstrated by males who are a relationship (and more often than not a new relationship). One with the Girlfriend Complex goes out of his way to insert references to his girlfriend in every facet of conversation as a way of asserting dominance over his buddies, friends, or acquaintances.
Jim, who just began a new relationship has a case of the Girlfriend Complex
Buddy: "Wow Jim, I'm liking the new TV, really nice setup you got here."
Jim:"Thanks, yea my girlfriend told me the same thing last night when we were watching a movie. But now that I think about it, I don't think she was referring to the TV."
When your buddy keeps saying he's got a girlfriend, but you never meet her. Imaginary girlfriend.
Vince: "Trevor, why haven't we met your girlfriend? You've been dating for over a year."
Trevor: "She's really busy."
Vince: "Oh, yeah, I forgot how busy Canadians can be."
Trevor: "What?"
Mike: "Vince is just saying you've got a Canadian girlfriend, that's all."
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A girl who is commited to a small community or group of boys
mark and cameron greeted their communal girlfriend Cindy with a hug
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A guy (or girl) who steals away a girlfriend from somebody else.
"Hey, why aren't you hanging out with jane?"
"Because, Toby the girlfriend snatcher stole her away from me"
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she is the saviour of all things sweet and gorgeous, the epitome of all things loved and treasured, and i wish so desperately that she could understand how important she is, for everything from the tilt of the earth to remembering to feed her cat. her great struggles will not go unrewarded, and until the day when i get to hold her forever in our own little home with 12 cats and 5 kids, i will write stupid poems and give her fleeting smiles from 6 feet away if it means i get to live it with her. i love her so much, internet. its incredible.
Person: hey, how great is your girlfriend?
Me: my girlfriend? she's just perfect.
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Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .
"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."
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When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down
I got girlfriend zoned by my best friend
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