crazy deranged individual who goes by zukosgf online. there are many bad things i could say about this person. uses phrases such as “ayo where” and “this me” and “i want to bite it”. her whisper chat rating is abnormally low and she often fantasizes about killing people with an axe. zuko’s girl exhibits very worrying behavior, watch out please.
zuko’s girlfriend is always cold… goddamn…
When your buddy keeps saying he's got a girlfriend, but you never meet her. Imaginary girlfriend.
Vince: "Trevor, why haven't we met your girlfriend? You've been dating for over a year."
Trevor: "She's really busy."
Vince: "Oh, yeah, I forgot how busy Canadians can be."
Trevor: "What?"
Mike: "Vince is just saying you've got a Canadian girlfriend, that's all."
A girl who is commited to a small community or group of boys
mark and cameron greeted their communal girlfriend Cindy with a hug
A guy (or girl) who steals away a girlfriend from somebody else.
"Hey, why aren't you hanging out with jane?"
"Because, Toby the girlfriend snatcher stole her away from me"
she is the saviour of all things sweet and gorgeous, the epitome of all things loved and treasured, and i wish so desperately that she could understand how important she is, for everything from the tilt of the earth to remembering to feed her cat. her great struggles will not go unrewarded, and until the day when i get to hold her forever in our own little home with 12 cats and 5 kids, i will write stupid poems and give her fleeting smiles from 6 feet away if it means i get to live it with her. i love her so much, internet. its incredible.
Person: hey, how great is your girlfriend?
Me: my girlfriend? she's just perfect.
Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .
"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."
When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down
I got girlfriend zoned by my best friend