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Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.
Quit garden gnoming and play fair!
Not to be mistaken for the Golden Deuce, the Throne Gnome is a turd that sits alone in the toilet, in the absence of toilet paper. This differs from the Golden Deuce in that toilet paper was indeed required, but was deposited elsewhere so as to imply that no toilet paper was used. Typically, this garners a much grander response when the turd is enormous, semi-soft, or both. Bonus points are awarded for floaters.
Man, I just went to drop a deuce, and there was a throne gnome in the toilet.
A garden gnome is a small statue placed in garden by old people.
Hey, look, a garden gnome with a green hat on. I'll steal him, and add him to my collection.
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When you have the need to take a huge shit but only a little bit comes out.
I was about to drop a huge deuce but it turned out to be an Anus Gnome
One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.
Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.
The invisible creatures who sneak into your empty, locked car and crank up the volume on the stereo so that it blares at 120 decibels when you return to the car and turn on the ignition. Some people mistakenly believe this phenomenon is due to the periodic cranking up of the stereo that takes place during a long drive, when in actuality it's due to the Volume Gnomes.
I think I'm going deaf. When I turned on my car, my Led Zeppelin CDwas playing at full blast. Volume Gnomes must've snuck in and cranked it up.
When you pass out in someone's lawn, you magically transform into one of these majestic mythical creatures.
Old lady Cooper found a lawn gnome in her yard this morning after the wedding reception.
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