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Similar to beer goggles, only in this case it pertains to the International Baccalaureate program in high school. Someone you never would have been attracted to while in "normal kid school" starts to look pretty good...
Sara: "OMG Did you hear that Suzi and David are going out now!?!?"
Erin: "Wait, you mean the Suzi who models and the David who's face is covered in acne and is taking IB Physics HL and IB Chemistry HL? Must be the IB goggles."
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1.Usually grown when with only Jews for an extensive amount of time (i.e Jew camp). Jew goggles make you think someone of the opposite sex is more attractive than they really are by comparison to the other Jews around them.
2.Finding someone more attractive than they really are solely because they are Jewish.
1. Carmi:Was the guy you hooked-up with hot?
Sam: Nah, he was ugly as shit
Carmi: Why did you hook-up with him?
Sam: I had my jew-goggles on
2. Rachel: That guy is nasty
Ani: He's Jewish
Rachel: I bet he's actually cute this is probably bad lighting
Ani: There you go putting on your jew-goggles again
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A condition similar to beer goggles that libertarians suffer from. One is said to be wearing "liberty goggles" when a person magically becomes more attractive when one finds out they are a fellow liberty lover.
I met this really great girls at Mises University last week. I don't remember if she was hot or if I was just wearing my liberty goggles.
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1.A man covering both of the female's eyes with his testicles.
I just put German goggles on her.
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The act of placing your (chocolate starfish) in the middle of someone's forhead & laying your balls over their eyes.
Amy loves it when Charlie gives her a special treat & lets her wear his indian goggles.
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Oversized stylish sunglasses worn by girls that could double for chem-lab safety glasses. Often looked upon as rockstar apparel.
See the cum goggles on that one? (speaking about a fashion-oriented woman walking by)
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When you are attracted to an ugly person because of raging hormones. Otherwise you would never look twice at them, but now you want them.
Person 1: He is SO sexy!
Person 2: are you crazy? look at him again..
person 1: oh no, it must have been hormone goggles.
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