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The phenomenon that occurs when someone has the urge to type in obscene search terms on Google just to see what kind of hits you get. The likelihood of Google Tourette's increases with boredom or intoxication.
I found the sickest websites after typing "ass vomit" and "turdcutter" into Google. I must've had a case of Google Tourette's.
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Basically the way anyone under 18 finds porn
Bob is using google images to find porn because he is too young to buy it.
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When suddenly Google switches the page language into something you didn't request or understand.
Bob went to China for a holiday. The next day while in a hotel in Beijing, he switched on his laptop to Google something. To his surprise all the page is now displayed in Chinese! cause the smart guys working at Google, think that once you are in China, you speak Chinese!
Bob was upset and said; Fuck Google! I'll go to Bing.
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A term used to describe incriminating evidence found on one's computer relating this person to a serious crime. More specifically, suspicious searches conducted on Google only a few days prior to a crime.
For example, if a man was murdered by his wife, who poisoned him with sleeping pills, the "Smoking Google" would be the searches conducted by that wife for topics such as 'sleeping pills,' 'sleeping pill overdose,' 'poison pills,' et cetera, obviously linking her to the crime. Smoking Googles are most commonly found by investigators and can be key pieces of evidence in a trial.
This term is most commonly used in place of the older cliche`, the "smoking gun." This term was recently used on the television show "In Session" by Vinnie Politan.
a. Hey man, did they find that lady guilty?
b. Yeah, the cops found the smoking Google.
a. What was she searching?
b. How to kill a husband, killing a person, jail time for murdering your husband.
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A glorified spy device.
Alternative: Duckduckgo.
"Google it!"
Or
"My photo is on Google!"
Or
"Google is a search engine!"
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Someone who consistently asks simple questions through IM or on a message board instead of taking 2 seconds to find the answer on Google themselves. They do this despite the process of asking often being slower than searching.
Person 1: What is the population of the world?
Person 2: Idk, just Google it.
Person 1: Cbf.
Person 2: You are so Google-phobic.
What I do when I have nothing else to do. I have no life. I mostly look for abandoned airports.
I have some time to kill, I think I will go google earthing.
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