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The act of grabbing both of someone's nipples and/or the fat surrounding them, and hoisting them aloft by them. Depending on the weight of the person being Griffin Jibbed it will usually take a lot of strength to accomplish this task.
Guy 1- Why weren't you here yesterday?
Guy 2- I had to go to the emergency room because I got Griffin Jibbed.
Guy 1- I'm so glad I'm not you.
Hi Peter Griffin here to explain this LOL (Laugh out Loud) Maymay
One of the characters from the television cartoon series Family Guy. The teenage girl of the Griffin family, she is the most annoying and aggrivating character in the whole show. All she does is whine and bitch about not being popular and always begging to be friends with the popular girls. She wants to be accepted by her peers, but doesn't dress-up or make herself likable and interesting to be around, along with having no social graces. She's annoying in every way with no personality, and will even belittle her family due to her severe insecurity. Not only is she unpopular in the series, but is most likely disliked by the majority of people from reality, as well. If I met her, I wouldn't want to be friends with her, either.
Season four, episode six - "Petarded"
Meg: I can’t believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!
Stewie: Oh yes Meg, yes yes. Yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes yes...THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not two years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that felix ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No no no...it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
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Griffin: expletive of the adjective form. Originated by the reversal of the "F" and "G" sounds in "friggin," which is itself derived from "fricking," a tamed version of "fucking."
Some etymologists have contended that the origins of the term "griffin" allow for the noun/verb form of "griff" (as in, 'I will griff the griff outta you for this grievous offense!') to be used. Those etymologists have been informed that such usage would sound stupid.
"Dude, your mom is griffin hot!"
"No, don't put that in all of my holes, you griffin idiot!"
"My griffin boss made me work late, that's why I missed the conception of our child."
fucking fricking fuck damn friggin
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The act of a man grinding on another man
Yo did you see that guy pull a griffin last night!?
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The act of having EXTREME hardcore sex with 10 big men bouncing on a bed having mad crazy sex and filling shot glasses full of cum and then all the men take cum shots at the same time and start kissing each other proceeding to have mad hardcore sex again.
Thinking about doing the Peter griffin tonight.
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