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That person next to you at the gym that is so over the top extra. Can’t just do a normal exercise but instead has to play the “hero” so that everyone else in class knows they are the best. Signs you are a “gym hero”: 1. You always pull the heaviest weights and then throw them on the ground so people hear the thud, 2. You incorporated push-up in with every standard exercises as a way to show off and 3. You do something really abnormal like run at the fasters speeds at the highest inclines on the treadmill to attract attention and praise.
Studies have shown that calling out this behavior to said “gym hero” only amplifies their desire to strut their stuff. Authorities on the matter suggest you try your best to ignore it.
Did you see so-and-so add a clap to their pushups today, (heavy eye roll) who does he think he is, some sort of gym-hero?
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a) A person who makes loud sounds in the gym it is almost animalistically homosexual
b) A person who goes to the gym often and believes he is socially superior to others when he is pompous
Mr Gibbons is such a gym wanker
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A person who constantly talk about the gym, posts muscular selfies half naked, and looks down an anyone smaller than them
Ste stop talking about your gains, you're such a gym whammer
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A father that always goes to the gym. Normally an attractive "daddy".
Wow, look at that man. He is such a gym daddy.
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A class where atleast one girl checks out the hott teacher aid.
Girl 1: I hate this class
Girl 2: Me too.
Girl 3: Damn, I love gym class. I just love the people in it. (stares at teacher's aid and sighs.)
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Someone who spends all their time in a gym but does absolutely zero excercise.
Gym Rat: God I'm so pumped for the gym, time to get fucking juiced!
Does one rep
Gym Rat: FUCK YEAH!!! TIME TO WALK AROUND AND ACT LIKE A BOSS
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