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The part of the woman that blood comes out of once a month. Or the place where a pig stores his money.
Dude 1: Yeah yesterday I got full view of her ham wallet. ;)
Dude 2: Sick bro. I love stealing from innocent swine.
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The desperate attempt to tuck your junk back into your pants or under the covers after your mother walks in on you masturbating and giving yourself a hearty wanking.
Frank: Hey brahhhh! Why the long face?
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.
When you see a fat chick you raise your arm and briskly pat your side to alert others of the mini van with legs heading in your general direction.
hey thanks for the "ham call" i left that party once the fat chicks showed up.
my sides hurt so bad from "ham calling" all last night in the club
A semi-erect penis. May be semi-erect on the way to full on Chub due to sexual arousal or semi-erect in the refractory period post sexual activity returning to a flaccid state.
Roger was known for getting aroused at the gym watching chicks work out. He was always sporting a Ham Nub.
After a round of deep penetrating anal sex with his girlfriend Carla, Frank rolled off of her and laid in bed sporting a Ham Nub until he fell asleep.
A real or fictitious golden trophy or medal depicting a large ham which is awarded every Sunday morning to that member of a fraternatiy (or other group of male friends) who fucked the fattest chick over the weekend.
Example 1: Did you see that cow that Jeff hooked up with on Friday night? Unless Mike pulls fat Sandy off waivers tonight, I don't see how Jeff doesn't pick up the Golden Ham this week.
Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.
A person who spents all his days with radio stuff just because he thinks it's good.He (or she, but female hams are rare because there are less females that can't think of something better than radio) even passed an exam about that.
I wasn't out this saturday but i heard somebody from Antarctica. Don't you think that THIS is cool ?
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