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The drunken art of fondling the old lady's fluff after coming home steaming.
"Gibbo was so drunk last night all he could do was lick his finger an attempt some hamster grappling"
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A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.
My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.
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The sexual act of stuffing the females anus with Russian dwarf hamsters under the influence of Mary Jane. Immediately after this the male punches her in the vagina for maximum pleasure. It's advised that hamster food is inserted into both orifaces before this is initiated
So last night my girlfriend asked why I'd bought so many hamsters from the pet store
I guess she just wasn't ready for that hamster stuffing
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when two really gay guys shove a tube in their asses and make a poor lil hamster run through it. between their asses. so the hamster can anally rape them.
Gay dude #1: Wanna do some hamster racing?
Gay dude #2: I've got the hamster if you got the tube.
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Van that looks like a hamster, pretty much self-titled
"That van looks just like a hamster!" "Yeah dude, that's a hamster van
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covering a hamster with hot sauce and putting it in someones ass
feel the wrath of my burning hamster
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It's just like safe deposit, except with any live or formerly live rodent. Doing this may cause you're bitch to dance.
That bitch was dancing all night, must have had some hamster dancing.
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