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When a woman gets overly aggresive when trying to get her guy hard and doesn't get a response.
Rather than slow down or stop, she'll increase speed, to the point, were you feel she's about to yank your manhood off and or break your banjo.
Last night I was with my girlfriend, I was tired, drunk and it was cold, and her handjob technique was shit.
So instead of stopping, she gave me the handjob from hell.
The only pleasure I got was when she stopped
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No lube no spit just skin on skin making the most friction as possible
I gave him his first extra dry handjob, he loved it!
A reverse style of a common variety "Handjob" where the thumb is free to move about the cabin in a circular motion
Doyle-"Oh man, Amber gives the best Mid-Western Handjob"
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1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad
Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad
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The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs
rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?
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The ack of tightening and loosening one's anal sphincter muscle to contract and retract fecal matter in and out of one's butt hole while giving yourself or receiving a traditional hand job.
Instead of wasting my poop I gave myself a prairie dog handjob.
Its where you get a really hard handy like they are driving a stick shift with your cock. SUCKS!
"Milton did you fuck lauren last night?"
"No but she yanked the shit out of my dick, gave me a stick shift handjob. Man my dick is sore"
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