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1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.
Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.
Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.
How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?
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Receiving a handjob under the table at a Denny's restaurant. Preferably while ordering the Moon Over My Hammy.
Got drunk, ended up at Denny's and some broad hit me up with a Moon Over My-Handy for $7.99.
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A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.
I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.
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A blowjob that is mostly just a handjob.
My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.
When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.
After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!
Handicap stall of the bathroom, used for snorting lines of coke with your friends.
“Where’s Taylor?” “She went with Kelsey to the handi to snort a line.”