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Born Hope Amelia Solo on July 30, 1981, she is the goalkeeper for the U.S. women's national soccer team and arguably the best-looking goalie of all time.
Damn, Hope Solo saved another goal and looked fine as hell doing it!
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One who is unhealthily obsessed with New York and inhabitants. You may notice that this person attempts to be a "New Yorker" in everything they do because they THINK there is public interest for their petty stories. Often, will hear a Hope saying such things as "My brother works in New York at the (Insert hoidy toidy job here), and this one time in New York, I went into this African bar and they were playing Swedish music on Hanukkah! The bartender gave me free drinks just because he knows that my (aforementioned) brother works at the ________. Aren't I SOOOOO cultured?
You may also notice the EXTREME size of a Hope, as it is a hallmark of it's unmotivated ways.
A Hope will often repeat atrocious party attire, always equipped with cheap red lipstick.
One who vacillates between self righteous manipulation and trying to get attention by overplaying her "self loathing". A Hope may often try to guilt trip you into doing a myriad of things.
One who "shows their inner pain" by etching designs into their arm with a safety pin, and is unaware that everyone knows it's only for attention.
A Hope is often frivolous with money, and can be seen weekly at the bank (Or credit union) liquidating assets. This is more commonly done in attempt to buy friendships or sex.
One who is attracted to partners with a significant lack of hair, use to anyone, or social skills. A Hope's romantic conquest is more than likely the butt of jokes and doesn't even know it. This can be attributed to their self absorbed tendencies.
One who attempts to sound like a cheap call girl when using the telephone, only to sound like an uppity bimbo.
"Dude that girl is such a Hope. Her desperate cries for attention are merely pathetic"
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The lesser known of the three Liverpool Universities. Also referred to as the "college of knowledge". Has seen many greats fail in their quest for a degree on numerous occassions.
I went to Hope for the same reason as everybody else here.... clearing.
You should have gone to Hope if your that dumb.
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The gathering place of all asians. Mysteriously it has the power to repel blacks and mexicans which is still being researched.
Tom: You better not drive anywhere near Green Hope with all the Asians driving.
Alex: Yea, but if I manage to park my car I don't even have to lock it because there isn't a mexican or black person within a 50 mile radius from here.
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A truly unique cross-section of suburban life, where even historical monuments have homosexual undertones (ie the cannon on Main St.). Every gay man you will ever meet has spent a weekend there at a Bed & Breakfast, eaten at Marsha Brown's, gone on a horse-drawn carriage ride, and spent an evening at The Cartwheel.
People who grow up there find themselves totally clueless about what the real world is like, because of New Hope's complete isolation from the real world. The sprawling housing developments cover every inch of free space and former forest, and it is impossible to go thirty feet without seeing a shopping mall. SUVs crowd the school pick-up area, where stay-at-home moms wait for their spoiled, oversexualized, burnt out children. There is no culture, there is no identity, there is only the tourists.
Also referred to by some as "No Hope".
"I'm so bored."
"Man, I can't wait to get out of New Hope. There's nothing to do except drive, smoke pot, and sit on benches sneering at tourists."
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The concept that every man will go through that happens when he is preparing to go on a date, and also on the date, thinking he's going to get lucky later in the evening but of course it never happens.
Man thinks to himself, "Im having dick hopes again... I bought her a nice dinner, bought a shitty movie i don't like but she does, and im sweet talking her all night. I'm gonna get some later!"- Doesn't get any action the entire night.
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It's when you given up on humanity and see the light only in killing of ones self
Tony, you know for as long as people like tumblrettes exist I will always see the rope of hope as a way out
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