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Human Resources

The Gestapo arm of (inept) corporate middle management.

They enforce the law of the large corporate ladder in that you must not unintentionally threaten the job of anyone above you by outperforming them through hard work to deliver positive results for the organisation even if that hard work is necessitated by their ineptitude.

You must earn them their promotion first in order to "build relationships" so that they do not turn the corporate Gestapo onto you for investigation into your behaviour (a witch hunt in which you are accused) where the outcome is that your bridge will ultimately be burned and the inept corporate middle manager will not be found out until after your bridge has been burnt and they have staved of their eventual sacking from the hard work you have done in order to ensure positive outcomes for the organisation.

Employee: Holy Shit! This situation has led the organisation to be in a position where it cannot deliver to expectations.

Manager: Get it done Richard!

Employee: Right on it Sir/Madam. You can count on me.

Manager: Thanks Richard! Human Resources, please investigate Richard the nigger for not being in line with the mission and values of the organisation.

Corporate Gestapo: Ya Voll, Herr Middle Manager. You can count on us - we know the law and we are the law. We will performance manage this mofo because we are professionals.

by Honest Richard November 21, 2013

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Faith in Humanity

Error 404: query: faith_in_humanity.exe not found.

Faith in humanity? What's that, I've never heard of it?

by JumpyFerret420 January 24, 2019

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Human Peninsula

When a girl receives 3 dicks in 3 different places which usually consist of the mouth, the pussy, and the asshole but can also include the ear or the belly button

Chris: Did you hear about Lauren last night?
Ben: No, what happened?
Chris: She got Human Peninsula'd.
Ben: By who?
Chris: Billy took the mouth, Jacob took the ass, and Alex took the pussy.

by BQ13 February 5, 2014


human extinction

The inevitable.

Human Extinction, as opposed to the extinction of ducks.

by Dune define June 19, 2015

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Human corpse

An extremely intoxicated human being that is completely lifeless and also happens to be 100% homosapien. Usually a saying that is yelled with the carrying out of vowels such as, "huuuuuman cooooorpse!"

By human corpse, do you mean huuuuuuman cooooorpse!!!

by AlteredBeast2010 November 24, 2010


Human Waste

A waste of human potential or a person who is a waste of space. An evil or trouble making type who is about as useful as poop.

John is such human waste he sells drugs and beats people up for a living even though he could have got into college.

by Anonymous123456789101 July 9, 2012

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human cockroach

A malicious individual who creates negative energy, irrespective of whether it's given negative energy. The Human Cockroach is never true to themselves which makes them as fake as a body implant. The Human Cockroach tends to be liars, opportunist, ego centric, deceivers, manipulators, not trust worthy and they always have a motive for everything In summary is just *pest*...like its counterpart in the animal kingdom

Fake individuals opposite of good who walk on the planet Earth - Human Cockroach

by AmazinGracex February 2, 2016

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