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I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine
A code word for someone to say, basically asking you for persmission for them to undress in front of you.
Guy: So what now?
Girl: I want you to draw me like one of your french girls
Guy: Oh, shit, yeah, of course
Girl: *undresses in front of him*
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I just want some milk is something that Jaehyun from nct said once
He asked me if I wanted some more cake and I said “no, I just want some milk”
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The lord's audio itself.
Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly
Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?
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When someone says something that reminds you of something that is currently making you sad, and you reply “I don’t want to talk about it” but most of the times they reply with “can you please tell me?”
This often leads to people just saying “I’m fine” instead of expressing their true feelings.
Person 1: I heard you broke up with zack. I also heard that they shut down the chipotle near your house. And your dog died. Are you okay?
Person 2: I don’t want to talk about it.
Person 1: please tell me?!
Person 2: wtf.
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Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.
I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.
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from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
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