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Changing your iphone's ringtone when someone sitting next to you has the same one. This generally avoids confusion when someone gets a text message.
*Phone rings and everyone checks their phones
"Dude, you need to show proper iphone etiquette and change your ringtone"
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A kid that never lets anyone else see their iPhone. iPhone kids have excuses every time someone wants to borrow their iPhone. Some iPhone Kids use the "low battery" excuse often, or the "you don't really need to see it right now man." Basically iPhone kids are really gay.
Tim: "Oh dude, is that the iPhone? Can I see it real quick?"
Sam: "No dude, it's kinda low on battery, you can see it later."
Tim: "God fuck you dude, your such an iPhone Kid."
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One of the worst phones made in the 21st century. It is designed by apple but probably made in china.
Is that the brand new iphone 6+? It is totally s***!
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a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
What are you checking on now.
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
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A magical creation made only for people who truly understand the importance of battery life.
Me: Hey, does anyone have an iPhone charger?
Friend: Yeah, here. You can use mine.
Me: Oh, my god! You’re a life saver, man! I owe you one!
A person who declares himself 'communist' and posts a lot of anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist bullshit on internet but actually enjoys the products of capitalism on a daily basis. (iPhone, McDonalds...)
Do you know Mike? Yes, he is bragging all day about corporations controlling the world. Look at him! He is eating in McDonald's, drinking Coca Cola and posting communist memes on iPhone! He is a real iPhone communist!
(v) the act of carefully pulling the iPhone out of a crevice via its power cord without detaching said power cord, after knocking said iPhone off of nightstand.
*knocks iPhone off nightstand
"crap, I knocked my iPhone off my nightstand and into the abyss! Must retrieve so as not to be bored in bed! But my bed is so warm and comfortable..And the floor is so far away...time to go iPhone fishing!"