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A now-default program on MTV that showed alternative/modern rock videos that didn't fit MTV's regular playlist. Was eventually moved to MTV-2, but was canceled and replaced by Subterrain.
Hey, did you see that new Radiohead video on 120 Minutes? That was trippin!!!
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A musical comedy in three acts written by celebrated playwrights Knickhill Ahnund and Uhmoogh Javanoor. The show premiered on Broadway on December 17, 2011 and got rave reviews.
The plot centers around a weary Doctor Kalam Rangosapanadan who has not spoken in seventeen years. He is enlisted to fight the combined forces of Professor Jai Ramprasad from IIT, who has corrupted the Doctor's daughter into the ways of villainy. Will he succeed in his virtuous endeavor, or will he forever be thwarted by this Madinamapialalala-menacing madman? It all depends on the strength of his moustache! Stay tuned!
As with any other such play, there are 18 musical sequences, each indistinguishable from the next.
Daughter: *eyes bloodshot* Ek minute! I shall tell you this once only so listen very well.It is pronounced as Madinamapialalala and don't you forget it, I swear upon Dhristadhyumna's Devanagari, heads will roll! sits down
*Thunder in the background. Lighting flashes in the middle of the day. Everyone stares wide eyed. Cue ominous music.*
Later:
Auto Rickshaw Driver: "Where to, saa-"
Doctor: slaps him SHADDAP!
*leaps into rickshaw, twirls his moustache, and speeds across the stage*
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Skinny minute when you see someone in the time span of less then 24 hours
Person 1: hey dude I haven’t seen you in a skinny minute
Person 2: yeah I know man
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(n.) The approximate amount of time it takes for your mom to do something when she says "I'll be there in a minute"
General* conversion rate
1 mom minute= 15 normal minutes
*Please note that conversions vary. Moms may take up to 30 minutes or an hour after declaring their mom minute, and in those rare cases, they actually come in a minute.
Kid: "Hey Mom, can you come help me with my homework?"
Mom: "Yes, just a minute"
Kid: "Oh, ok, I guess that's a mom minute. I'll be back in 15 minutes, I'm gonna go watch some tv while I wait"
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So would the act of overestimating the time required to complete a task is called “vagina time”. I mean… in keeping with the definition of "dick inches", vagina minutes are much longer than actual minutes!
"Honey I’ll be ready in 10 minutes”, which turns out to be a half hour - This is a perfect example of vagina minutes.
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inch minutes, n. inches per minute. A measurement of penis fed during a sexual encounter per minute. Inch minutes are a more accurate way of determining the efficiency of a penis.
For example, if John has a 5" penis, and thrusts 30 times a minute, he is giving 150 inch minutes. If Bill has a 10" penis and thrusts 10 times a minute, he is only giving 100 inch minutes.
"I diligently provided your mother with 200 dedicated inch minutes last night and she enjoyed it immensely."
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an amazing and catchy song.
wait a minute! ... listen to this song called "wait a minute!" before you go!
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