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When you try to prepare yourself in the morning for the day ahead, only to find that everyone else is taking up the bathroom (i.e. "gangbanging" it) and fucking up your schedule royally; this is especially an issue if the people you live with take excessively long showers (sorry, but anything over 15 minutes in the morning is way too much).
You are often left with three choices:
1) to forego showering and leave out the door possibly smelling of shit
2) to take the risk of being late by waiting out your inconsiderate roommates/family to get a half-assed shower and tooth-brushing in
3) to be sunk into a such a shitty mood to say "fuck it" and skip out on class/work that day
I wake up at 7am everyday to prepare for my 9am classes, but all too often I find that all my dickhead dormmates decide that they need thirty minutes apiece to shower, and won't even give me the courtesy to first take my shower that they know doesn't take as long as theirs. The morning gangbang is usually a good indicator of how the rest of my day goes.
The long loud fart that older guys have first thing in the morning
At first I thought a bear was in my parents room. It turned to be just dads morning growler.
Two known examples
1. Morning fog relates to the North Carolina Appalachian mountainous region around Asheville. Clouds forming a fog in the mountains valleys in the morning hours are quite beautiful while drinking a coffee.
2. Jerking off into your sleeping partners eye’s without waking them in the morning. Forming a fog like glaze in their morning vision.
“I love the Asheville area cause of the Morning Fog”
“I gave her/him the Morning Fog”
“Jesus! I can’t see ! I got Morning Fog in my eyes”
Pre-Morning (The time between 3 am and the time you normally wake up, notably marked by a mid-pre-morning out of bed ritual such as eating, urinating, pooping and the like while still half asleep, normal sleep activity resumes after the mid pre morning ritual has taken place.)
Justin wakes up at 4:30 in the pre-morning, stumbles out of bed, urinates (making only half of it in the toilet, the rest on the seat.) stumbles back to bed, and passes out till 11:00 am
David wakes up at 3:00 in the pre-morning, climbs out of bed, stumbles to kitchen, makes a peanut butter sandwich, eats the sandwich, barely makes it to his bedroom, literally falls into bed with peanutbutter sandwich still in hand. wakes up the next morning realizing theres peanut butter everywhere, and he has to crap really bad.
The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕
I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work
Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.
Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.
The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.
Date: 4/21/10
Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.
Jeremy: I know man same.
Ya know when ya have spare pizza from the party and you save it for brekkie the next morning? Well that’s morning pizza. Suck it bitch
Can 4 pizzas do we can have spare morning pizza