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A block that used to be good until they got rid of Mission Hill. That show kicked ass
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A block of programming on Cartoon Network that airs later at night. It features mostly funny mid-90's cartoons like Family Guy and Futurama and the rest is filled with stupid shit like anime, talking food items, and whatever other shit they can find to throw on there. Known for their 'creative' and 'cool' segues to and from commercials.
"Hey, we can't go for a run....Adult Swim is on. We'd better sit on our asses and watch this shit instead."
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Do you
-Support facism?
-Smoke weed?
-Deal narcotics?
-Use "hanging with your bras" as a guise for your homosexuality?
-Have a white supremacist family?
-Have a growing interest in occultism?
-Deliberately fail classes in order to stay back in hopes to score with girls half your age?
-Binge eat after vigorous exercise?
If you answered "yes" to one or more of the following questions, congratulations! Consider yourself eligible to join your high school's swim team. Swim team is home to all the lowlifes, assclowns, and bullies that fill the hallways at your school. Swim team gives pompous shitheads the oppurtunity to puff off in the locker room, shit on freshman, and listen to frat rap groups at no expense. So what are you waiting for? Join swim team today!
Ross: Sup, bro? Ready to go to swim team practice and torment the freshmen to the point of suicide?
Phil: Sure, dude. Freshmen have the cutest dicks, anyway.
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A form of group sex used with very loose vaginal orifices.
We had a synchronized swimming session with Charlene.
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If someone is referred to as being on the Swim Team, they are generally lifeless, ignorant, self-centered, sheltered females (males in some cases) who have a blatant disregard for any human life other than their own.
Oh shit that chick ruined you're life? Bitch must have been on the swim team. Don't sweat it dog.
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swim team a place to mime and folk dance. A place where Henry the blue duck ravishly puddles in the Santa Monica arena. swim team a place where the cool kids hang everyday and frolick around the life gaurds. Sometimes the "cool kids" camp out and pretend to be hobos.
Annie and I are on the swim team...we camp out on the bleachers to infer that we are hobos
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V. To ejaculate onto an unsuspecting victim's pillow, usually for personal amusement or revenge, causing the sleeper's pillow to smell like jizz/fish.
1. Dude, I caught Jenkins rubbing his nutsack on your Xbox controller.
2. Gross, tonight I'll make sure he will swim with the fishes.
1. Nasty.
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