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a school that cost way more than it should smh 💀
Diyafah International School is a school
On the 24th of April, shoot down an NATO Aircraft with R60s in a MiG-29.
"Its international MiG Day today, NATO isn't gonna have an airforce."
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a literal hallway that they call a school
99% of the school population is asian
Person 1: Bro international community school is hell on earth
Person 2: agreed
International banksters organization that began exploiting foreign nations - often wrecking their economies - before it began cannibalizing its own.
Screwing Argentina and other Latin American nations helped the International Monetary Fund learn how to transform the U.S. and Europe into banana republics.
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Standard universal tool used to rate the respective flaccidity or turgidness of a male's genitals in any situation worth officially documenting:
1 Completely Flaccid
2 Stirring of the Loins
3 Beginning to Lift
4 Fun, Yet Floppy
5 Nursing the Perfect Semi
6 Veins & Details Appear
7 Hot to Touch
8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach
9 Moves of its Own Accord*
10 Permanent Erection**
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*Must be able to perform one complete cock push-up.
**Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires surgical removal.
In England:
Josh: "Jesus man, does Max have a boner??"
Ross: "Aye, about a 6 on the International Boner Scale, no doubt"
Josh: "Yeah, I'd agree with that"
En France:
Jacques: "Zut alors! Max, a-t-il la trique??!"
Sébastien: "Ouais... Un six selon l'échelle internationale des érections"
Jacques: "Ben je suis d'accord..."
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The most awesome private international school to ever exist. Located north of Bangkok, Thailand.
You know you go to ISB when:
1. Half the students get there by golf cart/scooter/motorcycle
2. You get yelled at by the cafeteria lady because you entered the line at the wrong spot
3. Everybody parties
4. If something happens, everybody knows about it by lunch
5. People like to impersonate Gossip Girl
6. You haven't been able to get lunch/get a laptop/open your locker because you left your campus card at home
7. Every winter assembly, the teachers sing and find some excuse to make out on stage
8. All the subs are Canadian
9. A 4.0 GPA just isn't that great
10. You wear club shirts to school on random days and nobody cares
Person 1: International School Bangkok is awesome! The best IASAS school by far.
Person 2: I know, I wish I could go there, but I'm not good enough :(
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International Llama Day is Janurary 27th. This is the day we all appreciate Llamas, and the ones who have an obsession to them. Some with the obsession believe that on this day in the year 2011, humans on this planet, will turn to llamas. (the furry creatures that spit)
Rida: I can't wait to go to the International Llama Day Parade!
Pearl: I know I love them Llamas!
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