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When you wear expensive clothing and are always on fashion trends
Blake:Man Yo James My girl is Bad and Boujee...
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is what willy wonka says when you have been a bad girl and played with his squirrel’s nuts. 💫
“your a bad nut, yeah uh huh!”
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<read in irish-esque accent>
so, ya wake up one mahrnin', and ye drank a wee bit too much last nite. and ya hav a massive headache. now, this headache, it makes ya feel like shit. and yer nose starts to bleed, cuz your so damn hungover. now, ya walk outside to get some fresh air, and yer neighbors shittin on your lawn (welcome mat if u live in the city). you say 'hey asshole! stop it, and clean it up.' so he give's ye the finger and cracks ya in the head with an aluminum baseball bat. so, y'ave a concussion. and ya think 'shit this hurts, i better go to der hossspitallll.......'. so ya run 2 redlights, cuz y'uv become so dizzy that ya can't straight, or colors for that matter. so on the third, you're too fucked up to notice the 18 wheeler thats about to blindside ya. so ya wake up in the hospital, with no car insurance. so to recap....
-hangover
-bloody nose
-shit in the lawn
-concussion
-totalled car
-4000 gallons of spilled gas from the truck
-broken ribs, legs, arms, neck, and you can never get boner again.
-and a cop writin u a ticket for not havin car insurance.
all cuz yer buddy said, 'yer 'avin a bad day, come to this party with me'
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it was bad times when kian tried to steal my girlfriend.
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Bad blood is when you have beef with someone.
person: "you know Tank?"
2: "Yea, I know that nigga. Me and that nigga got bad blood between us."
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The kind of guy who smokes pot before every class and then expects you to figure it out for yourself. Seemingly occur more in harder classes like algebra or English. Show up to class late with no idea what they will teach that day and get mad at you even if you did nothing. Everyone hates them because they completely mess up your gpa. They try to act cool and make the class fun by giving you options, but all of the options suck. At the end of the day all students go home and plot how to kill them or think of the gay sex they might be having with Jerry Sandusky. Even if you have some ridiculously smart Asians in your class they will still hate them for bringing their grade down to a 103. They also give entire classes detentions instead of the person who did anything. They tell terrible jokes and then have some stupid annoying laugh. Half the time you get out at the end of the year and realize you have learned NOTHING!
Teacher: Your options today are take a test supposed to be tomorrow, learn something completely new for the test tomorrow, or suck my balls.
Student: (under breath) I think I might want to take the easy option and suck his balls.
Teacher: WHAT'S GOING On!? ( stares at wrong student )
Wrong Student: I didn't say anything sir...
Teacher: DETENTION! Everyone see me after class. Even the Asians.
Student in Back: Dude you fucking suck at teaching!
Another Student: Yeah he's just a bad teacher!
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Stupid male teenagers that have a tendency of breaking the law but according to Fiction Stories (maybe Wattpad) Bad boys have a heart and let a beautiful nerd change theyre lives for the good. But then the Beautiful nerd finds out that the Bad Boy fights in an arena every Saturday night and things get messed up from there.
They also attract every girl on the planet... exept for the ones that hate them, and dont believe theyre alive!
Advice- Dont flirt with them because apparently they hate that
"Look at the bad boys, they are so hot, but dangerous which turns me on even more" A popular girl says
"They're a dicks" A beautiful nerd says
One of the Bad boys hears this and pushes the Beautiful Nerd up against the lockers
"What'd you just say, Nerd?" Bad Boy says
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