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Anti-Science

The dismissal of science and mainstream science views. Anti science is often shamed by society.

I swear if anti-science takes over the world I will yahoo off the Empire State Building

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 13, 2022

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science viction

A term used to describe an outlandish claim or scientific theory. It usually preceeds quantumization of the actual fact.

Vicki: Do you think there is a camera that studies stars systems and finds the relational human being on earth?

Brett: Maybe in science viction! Knowing you it will be true.

Vicki: I just googled it and its called spectroscopy. So now its fact! hahaha

by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006

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social science

A major for those who do not have the brain capacity for any other major, these individuals would even fail at a major as simple as gardening at iamanidiot university.

These individuals usually end up over weight and teaching at either a high school or university. Many also take classes in coaching so that they can have an excuse to be in the locker room with other males. They really enjoy watching these other males change, they also enjoy giving oral satisfaction to them whenever the moment presents its self.

Many social science majors often and up getting married to another man, the wedding of which is held in the state of Iowa. In the relationship they are always the "catcher," this is where the coaching aspect really comes in handy.

college degrees social science

by Scientist101 April 21, 2010

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Science-Athetard

A big-A asshole atheist who believes any of the following: that “science” is necessarily opposed to “religion” or religion to scientific discovery; that a theory of change in the physical world (evolution) somehow logically implies that there is ‘no room for God’; that “science rules” even though can kill people; that “science” can solve all moral problems; that we can run society like a science experiment changing all our beliefs on the spot like scientists do about peer reviewed theory with p-values; that “God” is the product of gaps in our scientific knowledge not a recognition and community of right living; that the only thing stunting science is religion; that it isn’t somehow fucked-up to think of the science-religion nexus of _centuries_ ago as representative of today

science-athetards: “Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.” “Praying doesn’t get you to the moon.” “No answers, therefore God.” “We don’t need god to explain the universe.”

Daaamn. Go away you self-deceived science athetard. “Science” built the planes and showed how to do maximal damage during attacks. Theists created and funded the space program. Swimming doesn’t get you to the moon either - just another science-athetard non sequitur!

If you don’t like praying, don’t do it – who asked the science athetard, anyway?

Why do science athetards overlook climate denial, secular anti-vaccine hysteria, and the corporate assault on nutrition science and regulation?

Tell the science athetard that god keeps us at home in the universe and shows what is important and what is not. "Science without Religion Is Lame, Religion without Science Is Blind"

by UrbanTwo September 28, 2012

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Christian science

Over 2000 branch churches and Reading Rooms in 74 countries. Services conducted in 18 languages.
Mary Baker Eddy (1821-1910) pioneered new ideas about spirituality and health. Inspired by her own experience of healing in 1866, Eddy spent years in Bible study, prayer, and research into various healing methods. The result was a system of healing she dubbed Christian Science in 1879. Her book, Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures, broke new ground in the understanding of the mind-body-spirit connection. She went on to found a college, a church, a publishing enterprise, and the respected newspaper, The Christian Science Monitor.
The faith teaches that God, Father-Mother of all, is completely good and wholly spiritual, and that all God's creation, including the true nature of every person, is the flawless, spiritual likeness of the Divine. Since God’s creation is good, evils such as disease, death, and sin cannot be a part of fundamental reality. Rather, these evils are the result of living apart from God. Prayer is a central way to come closer to God and heal human ills.

Christian Science teaches that these and other spiritual facts undergirded Jesus' healing work--and form the basis on which others can heal physical and spiritual problems today. Jesus’ ministry is their paradigm for healing and demonstrates the centrality of healing to salvation. Christian Scientists pray to realize more of the reality of God and God's love daily, and to experience and help others experience the harmonizing, healing effect of this understanding.

For most Christian Scientists, spiritual healing is an effective first choice and, as a result, they turn to the power of prayer in lieu of medical treatment. Government authorities have occasionally challenged this approach, especially in certain circumstances where they have interpreted this as withholding medical treatment from minors. However, there is no church policy mandating members' health care decisions.

Christian Science has no ministers. Rather, the Bible and Science and Health act as pastor and preacher. Bible lessons are studied daily and read aloud on Sunday.

For more on the basic beliefs of Christian Science, see Tenets of Christian Science, Mary Baker Eddy's response to the question, "Have Christian Scientists any religious creed?"
The Bible (King James Version) and Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures.
Eddy made Boston the headquarters of the church in 1881. In 1892, the church was named The First Church of Christ, Scientist, or The Mother Church; local churches are considered branches. The Christian Science Board of Directors runs The Mother Church and local branches function on a democratic basis. The Mother Church and its branches operate under the guidance of the Manual of the Mother Church by Mary Baker Eddy.

(BTNH)Ehy ctonn what the fuck is christian science hey i used and oxymoron (CTONN) well u c its a bunch of fuks that think they can heal u using spiritual powers (BTNH) oh like that fuker from the christian channel what was that kum quats name (CTONN) oh u mean benny hinn i want to fuk that nigger up (BTNH) why did he talk bout yo mamma (CTONN) NO he is a giant fraud he doesnt heal u his suits cost like $5000 each and he lives in like 8 houses with like 48 cars he just used those christian ppl to get rich (BTNH) WHO hasent used them to get rich there soo damn easy just pretend ure like tiny tim during christmass and walk around with a limp anyways where is he now (CTONN) Probably in jail gettin a human booster shot from some guy named BUBBA

by BTNH February 5, 2005

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meathead science

Science made up by a bunch of meatheads in a trashy, piece of shit gym in a basement.

1: Did you know that if you lick your sweat off your skin it will raise testosterone, there raise your strength?
2: shut the fuck up you meat head.

2: you just made up that meathead science.

by meathead hatah March 16, 2011

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computer science

self explanatory. you can major/minor in computer science in college and it's useful if you want to get a job later in life.

Computer science r0x0rz!

by teh_applegoddess July 8, 2003

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