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Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.
Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.
A surfer who treats other surfers like they are inferior, either because of level of talent or experience. They cut you off, belittle, or alienate. The surfer who has the mechanics but not the spirit. The surfer asshole.
Mike is such a surf snob, he thinks he is Kelly Slater.
When you cum on the floor and the girl uses your dick as a surfboard to ride the cum waves that splattered on the floor.
"Fuck man, I met this girl in Texas and she went Waco Surfing last night. Still can't feel my dick bro but I'd do it again"
The practice of surfing the Internet while channel surfing (watching TV).
"I was Double Surfing Lost to try and figure out what other shows the actors appear in."
Generally falls under 3 categories:
1. TV as background or as fallback entertainment during long, computer-slowing downloads
2. Engaging in social networking or micro-blogging (Facebook, Twitter) while watching a specific program
3. Augmenting the tv viewing experience by researching aspects of a show. This practice is deliberately catered to by many programs in order to affect a sense of interactivity
The only way to drive through insane traffic at all hours in any city...
The act of alternating between clutch and accelerator, without braking to give the impression of surfing or gliding through city traffic...
Clutch Surfing+manual gearshift= happy people
Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phoning
He was bored and phone surfing while he waited for the boys to arrive.
A person who goes down streets and alleys looking for trash or junk that can be sold for money.
Jane enjoys alley surfing, especially when she finds scrap copper and other metals that can be sold and recycled. She is helping the environment.