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jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it

Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.

by parkmaster January 20, 2015


Janked

A very small prank.

You just got janked!

by Rylie Baycon February 6, 2023


Janked

When you pull a small prank on someone

Person 1:Hah! You just got Janked?

by Rylie Baycon February 22, 2020


Janked

Think of a straight line then forget it

person 1"hey that chopping board looks janked"
person 2"what does janked mean"
person 1"weel first think of a straight line then forget it"

by The Janker November 1, 2021


Janked

To be over-caffeinated (jittery and on edge from drinking too much coffee).

Heads up, I am janked this morning!

by sblaze January 17, 2023


Chin Jank

The moisture of which perspires from ones chin upon placement over a steaming tea beverage.

-watch your back, I'm gonna chin jank your tea!
*places their chin over your tea*
-fuck you!

(in the circumstance of a steamy car)
"It's awefully janky in here... why don't you open a window."

-How was your run today?

-Great, I am awefully janky though.

(as you're drinking, an awefully rude person runs up and smacks the bottom of your glass while screaming...)
-"YOU'VE BEEN JANKED BITCHHHH"

by Mrs. Hustler May 4, 2010


seth janke

This is the name of a hard working person who is very noble. He can do anything he puts his mind to. He makes the people around him very happy, he doesn’t have to do much though, all he has to do is smile. He is amazing, he will do anything to make those he cares about happy. He is also extremely good looking. He is literally the hottest person you’ll meet. When you’re around him you’ll feel like nothing else really matters, like being there with him and enjoying those moments is what makes you happy. He is the kindest, most loving person one can have in their life.

Seth janke is also a goof

by lil boat... April 25, 2018