When you go to In-N-Out, and you mix water, six or eight lemon slices, and sweetener/sugar, in a water cup. Itβs called Jewish Lemonade because itβs free.
Hi, yes, Iβd like a Double Double, and a free water cup for my Jewish Lemonade.
Jewish by race, not religion. If your parents are from Israel, you are Jewish Race.
Anne: "What race are you?"
Eliza: "Jewish Race."
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On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.
and no santa.
Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!
Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.
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When The Girls Laying on the bed naked, you get a boner and run and jump on the bed and in mid air try to get your dick to stick right in the vagina. Thus Creating a Jewish Kamikaze.... LMAO!
Jewish Kamikaze
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A Jewish Shower can be defined as a person only cleaning their face and their crotch with wet wipes or the like.
"Hey you're not that dirty, go and take a Jewish Shower"
"Alright, I'll be quick"
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When you make a sh#t load of money, but could have made even more.
1. I bought 100,000 stocks at 5 cents a share, and sold them at $29 a share. Then, the next day they went up to $60 per share!!!! Could have made an even bigger fortune. Oy veh, I got Jewish pain!!
2. Could have saved twice as many starving orphans in Africa!!
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A good looking Jewish boy who has curly hair that resembles that of a broccoli stem.
Damn, that boy was Jewish Broccoli.
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