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He is the best, and the sexiest, guitarist in the world.
No one can emulate Jimmy Page.
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Your penis (prick, cock, dick, along, etc). Though used specifically when referring to using said member in a crafty way a la the Tom Hanks character.
Frankly I dont care if she is on the rag. A body like that Id slip her the ol Jimmy Dugan any damn way.
Cigarette and or any form of smoke.
Person 1 - Dude, I'm dying for a smoke!
Person 2 - Bitch please, I had my Jimmy Rizlet last coffee break...
The biggest slave owner in American history.
Jimmy Wales's balls are sweet and free. I like free! My time is free. My life is free. My health is free. My retardation is free.
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An individual who, in the beginning, saw the universe in all of its splendor, absorbed the knowledge and wisdom into his infinitely powerful being, and acheived a state of ultimate undestanding. He then proceeded to pick up a guitar and play. With his first notes he created the Earth and sky. With his first dyads he created fire and light. And with a mighty A7 chord, he created Man. These acts were followed by joining the Yardbirds, followed by the greatest classic rock band of all time-Led Zeppelin.
Who's up for joining me in creating the Church of Jimmy Page?
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A Jimmy Surprise is when an innocent look into your buddy's room through a fire-escape with unusually good clarity results in the unexpected viewing of your friend masturbating buck-ass naked on his bed to Sportscenter.
I thought my roommate was asleep and I could run in real quick to borrow his stapler, but when I opened the door I was greeted by a Jimmy Surprise.
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James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his libtardedness. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.
Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.
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