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standard phrases that jocks use when speaking to each other and their friends
"Hey man, what's up?" or "Hey man, how's it going"= "Hello, how are you?"
"These pipes aren't just for show!" = "My biceps do more than just look good!"
"You're ripped man!" = "Your muscles are really well defined!"
"Dude, you're gettin' jacked!" = "You're getting really big and strong!"
"Glory on the gridiron" = "Success on the football field."
"sounds like you're picking up jock speak already!" "Jock speak? What's that?"
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A Jock who on top of having an un-believable ego and thinks that the world revolves around him with his shiny teeth and pretty and dumb cheerleader girlfriend. On top of all that he acts just like a Wigga or Wangta in some circles. These Jocks are easily identifiable by how they address other Jocks and wiggas or sometimes black people. Also the Jock Wigga can be identified by loving hip-hop music and claiming to live in the ghetto but in reality lives with mom and dad in there nice 3 bedroom home and loves wearing clothes from Hollister, American Eagle, And other popular preppy clothing stores.
Where can they be found?
Answer= They can be mostly found in city high schools sucking up to black guys and any other person with high social authority. You may also find them at city malls, Fairs, Local Gym, And any other place that you hold dear to yourself.
How to avoid them-
Answer= You really can't! If one approaches you start using some scene kid lingo. (EX:Whats up Niggs? You goin to the show saturday?!?! Its ganna be HXC) They will be instantly thrown off and assume your part of there crew and will immediately be confused... In other words they probably wont deal with you again...
Jock Wangsta- NIGGGAH!!!!
Normal Person- Hi???
Jock Wangsta- Whats up niggah? Wats poppin??? (Tries to slap your hand to get your acceptance)
Normal Person-Nothing much? (Confused and contemplating whether to walk away or stay)
In a sentence-
Guy #1- This Jock Wigga just asked how i was poppin?!?!
Guy #2- What did you say?
Guy #1- Nothing, I was so confused i didnt know what to say!
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Adjective. To attain favor from someone by being overly gracious. A typical application would be to achieve favor with a celebrity, usually a music artist, to gain a job or be associated with them. See also Brown Nosin'.
that's a real good way to look at it thugnificent but i aint pole-jocking or anything. Boondocks (2007 season 2. The story of thugnificent)
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A one time highschool douchebag jock who now moves boxes in a warehouse for a living.
James: Hey, I stopped into Great Buy for their free-phone friday and I ran into Jeff. Guess what he's up to now?
Tom: What?
James: He's a box jock in the warehouse. Guess he should have paid attention in calc.
Tom: That sucks. Pass the joint, dude.
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A Highschool student, usually in football, who dips during class, and believes it to be cool. Scientists have concluded that the cause of this is pure ignorance and the immediate castration of their units is required by law.
Chase: (pulls out can of dip) I am cool!
Zane: I am too, can I have some?
Chase: Sure
Eristeo: Had me those garden shears, I have spotted some Dip Jocks.
Ben: Okay, but don't get them all bloody, I just bought a new pair.
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A jock who is really dumb,unattractive,and simple. Yet is very popular with everyone just because of their athletic ability.
Guy:"What is so great about Ben? He acts stupid, isnt that good looking, and isn't very nice."
Other Guy:"Thats because he's a jock. The guys want to be him, and the girls want to date him."
Other Guy: "And he's the quarterback of the football team."
Guy:" I wish I was a dumb jock."
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A jock licker is someone who wants to be around the jocks sooooooo bad that the jocks make him there personal wedgie slave the constantly wedgie him and let anybody wedgie him they also make him do very embarrassing things like come to school in a wet diaper and then pants him in the hallway or put his lunch down his underwear and give him a messy wedgie they also make him do there work and he lets them do all this because he wants to be with the jocks
Hey did you see the jock licker getting a bouncing messy wedgie, yah I did later I saw him in the nurses office after the jocks peed on him and made him tell the nurse the that he wet himself and then she put him in a diaper and called his mom.