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Some who wont shut the fuck up and laughs at everything. Also likes Generals dick. Fat and dumb
Hahaha im a fat jolly fucker hahaha. that printer is funny hahaha. I like the generals dick hahaha
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another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life
Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?
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Derived in a car while speaking of gay Joe.
1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).
2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.
1) Wow Gary, lets take rides on the Jolly Rancher Express after Joe gets done!!
2) JMG
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A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead
"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"
This is the 3rd phase after NNN (no nut November) and DDD(destroy dick December). It involves jacking off to Christmas music in the following pattern:
Days Times
1. 1.
2. 1.
3. 2.
4. 3
5. 5
(Amount of times is Fibonacci)
Eligibility: only the people who have completed NNN and DDD may do this!
The winner will obtain the 3Js badge for the their courage, strength and resilience and they will qualify for the next round, fingerless February.
Last note: the song must be always the same one and it has to be played at full volume on a speaker(headphones don't count but phone speaker counts as long as it's loud, 60dB ).
Your such a beast! Completed the Jolly Jack January (JJJ) !
Lost JJJ on the third day, weak.
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A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.
Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.
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The 'bottle' that one is said to have partaken of when one is acting unusually joyful or boisterous for no apparent reason...
It was thought that Sally had consumed from the Jolly Water Honey Bottle after her overtly confronting display of preposterous shenanigans.
Jan: He he he, I'm Chuckles Mcgee!
Pam: My word Jan, have you been partaking of the jolly water honey bottle once again?
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