Kebab

A slang mainly used for Turks to piss them off -- can be seen under any Youtube video that mentions Turkey/Ottoman Empire

Troll: Give Constantinople back to Greece, you kebabs

The Turk™: Don't call us kebabs orospu çocukları!1!!!1

Kebab

Occurs when a person has a list of people they have made like them
Person has no feelings whatsoever for those options but does it for fun.

"Vanessa finally got Toby on her boy kebab."

Kebab

A proper nice food

"I had a kebab earlier, it was proper nice"

Kebab

1. Term of endearment, a manner to refer to a friend

2. A way to address someone who is being stupid, a friend perhaps.

1. Fella 1 : U alright kebab

Fella 2: not too bad mate

2. Fella 1 : *Does something stupid*
Fella 2: what a kebab mate

Kebab

A girls disgusting pussy

Have you seen her kebab it's minging

Kebab

Verb

When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself

Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner

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Kebab is an icon. Kebab is a legend. Kebab is the moment.

Olivia: "Kebab, you're so cool"
Kebab: "I know"