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Fine blondes with ass and sass. A full blown Kelly K doesnt listen to lame music, smokes good kush and makes black victoria secret look fucking good. Natural blondes only. She knows how to roll cones too.
"Lido or Siesta?"
"I just want to go wherever the Kelly Ks are"
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Clarence "Kelly" Johnson.
Legendary Chief Research Engineer at Lockheed. This guy designed the p-38, the Connie, the f-80, the f-104, the U-2, the Blackbird.
Serious kick-ass genius this Kelly Johnson, not like the cocksucking Kelly Johnsosn bitches in this page...
These bitches dont deserve to be called Kelly Johnson
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An extraordinarily angry, red-faced fat man who yells so hard at teenagers when they make mistakes that he appears to be taking a huge shit in his pants and having a heart attack simultaneously.
Damn! Did you see that guy pull a Brian Kelly???
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1. The act of having sex with a minor
2. Someone who has sex with a minor
1. "Man shes only 12 years old! He pulled an R Kelly!"
2. "She was 12? He's such an R Kelly!"
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The lead character and star in the movie Newsies. Played by Christian Bale. The leader of the Manhattan Newsies, as well as the newsboys strike of 1899 (fictionally). His co-leader being David Jacobs, and is aided in selling by Dave's younger brother Les. Sings the song Santa Fe, and in the end coupls with the character of Sarah Jacobs, the sister of the Jacobs brothers (Sarah is often the least favorite character of many newsie fans). His arch enimy, and the man he is constantly running away from is the Warden Snyder.
In the movie Jack lies and says his mother and father had gone to Santa Fe and when they found a place to stay they were going to send for him. The reality of the situation though was that his mother was killed, and his father was in jail. He also lies about his name as well, his real name being Francis Sullivan.
"Santa Fe are you there? Do you swear you won't forget me?"
"Youse guys gotta be Am-bastards!"
Jack Kelly: "Guess I can't be somethin' I ain't."
Dave: "What a scab?"
Jack Kelly: "Naw, smart."
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Dr David Christopher Kelly CMG was a scientist, employee of the MoD and UN weapons inspector. Dr Kelly was murdered in 2003 by agents acting on behalf of Tony Bliar.
In 2003 Dr Kelly headed the team which produced a dossier for the Joint Intelligence Committee detailing Iraq's WMD capabilities. It was this dossier on which Prime Minister Tony Bliar based his bizarre insistence to the House of Commons that Iraq posed a threat to the UK. Mr Blair stated that he had concrete evidence that Iraq could have the capability to fire chemical or biological weapons into Britain within 45 minutes of Saddam Hussain giving the order. Mr Blair stated that the information was all contained within Dr Kelly's report but that no-one else could see it as it was classified for reasons of national security.
Incensed by the Prime Minister's gross misrepresentation of his report, Dr Kelly took the extraordinary step of publicly declaring that the report was being misquoted and the British Parliament and public were being mislead.
After making his announcement, Dr Kelly went into hiding, breaking cover only to say that "dark forces are at work" and that he feared for his family.
On the morning of 18th of June 2003 Dr Kelly was found dead.
Fred: The Hutton Inquiry has ruled that David Kelly committed suicide and that he hadn't said the things attributed to him by the media.
Bill: Bloody whitewash.
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