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One who is often know for having sex in the kitchen. Can also be misread as Sex-Kitten.
He's said Sex-Kitchen instead of Sex-Kitten
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People who, despite the existence of another, distant bathroom in the house, insist on 'blowing out' in the bathroom adjacent to the kitchen.
Lord, we're trying to cook dinner in here Bubba. Don't be a Kitchen Shitter! Take that shit down the hall!
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Pussy that tastes so good it must have been made in the kitchen.
Damn she must have a kitchen pussy
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The Kitchen Quest is an internationally recognised quest undertaken by people under the influence of many psychoactive Drugs (Usually chronic or acid).
The quest is a simple, and is usually performed to counter the state of which we name 'the munchies'.
The first stage of the quest, is so to first find a safe happy environment to stand up in (this is to maintain a safe state of mind during this short yet complex stage of the quest).
This stage can involve friends, pets or any solid fixed objects.
The second stage of the quest is to leave the room quickly and quietly, making sure not to grab the attention of 'grabbers'
Make sure that if there are any participants involved, you must create a symbol or maneuver in order to make sure the participants are aware that a quest has began.
The third, and sometimes most frustrating of the steps, is to locate the kitchen, this can sometimes be difficult if you are in a location that you have no prior knowledge of (a unhappy area). This can also be difficult even if you are in your own home, as many substances cause you to forget where/what/who and when you are.
Therefore it is important to sometimes seek external help, making sure not to give to much, or let them know your intentions. (try to keep your cool, and resist the temptation to chew your own face)
The final stage is to enter the kitchen and maintain a safe happy environment for you to finish your quest in.
try to resist breaking things, as this makes eating stuff more difficult.
Slowly open the fridge/ freezer, making sure the oven has been preheated, or the microwave located.
Finally, eat ever nutritious object in the kitchen, making sure to leave nothing for anyone else...
Stoner 1: Hey man, im fucking hungry...
Stoner 2: *Quietly* Kitchen quest?
Stoner 1: yea sounds good, make sure to signal Darren and Jerome first, they're gurning their twat off...
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When you have a kitchen/refrigerator filled with delicious snack food including but not limited to: Fruit Roll Ups, Pop Tarts, IBC Root Beer, Lays Ridged Potato Chips, M&M's, and all your favorite cereals.
Similar to when Grandma used to stock up on your favorite treats when she knew that you were coming over.
You're an 8 year old kid staying the weekend at your Grandma's house and you open her refrigerator to find a gallon of chocolate milk.
Grandma doesn't drink chocolate milk.
Grandma Kitchen
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An event apparently occuring when more than 2 co-workers are gathered. They may simply be discussing the weather, or something work related, but still their manager will come along and call this session a 'Kitchen Party'.
Ex:
Staff member 1: "Hey, John, did you get that report on the Miller case?"
Staff member 2: "Yes, Megan, I did. Thanks for you that."
*enter manager*
Manager: "What's this? A kitchen party?"
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An orgy of homeless men in the back seat of a car.
Dude dirty joe and his boys just got done making a soup kitchen out of the back of my Prius!
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