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Hong Kong Fluey, quicker than than the human eye.
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So fast and beast just like the speed of Hong Kong
"When are you going to be there"
"Already there, hong kong speed man"
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The insertion of a banana into the rectum during a sexual act.
"There was a fruit basket beside the bed, so I gave that bitche the Donkey Kong."
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When you are at an oriental message parlor and waiting for your happy ending the chick pulls out her cock and makes you suck it. She finishes with a donkey punch because at this point you are confused.
Dan walked into the lucky dragon and was expecting a happy ending when all of the sudden the woman pulls out her cock and forces poor dan into the Hong Kong surprise. Dan is confused but somewhat aroused then she donkey punches him to finish him off.
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When you have a girl pinned down, folded in half while on top....you have to turn around with knuckles down on floor or bed and pile drive that pussy!
"Yo that bitches twat was so stretched I had to reverse donkey kong her ass to feel anything."
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the best movie ever however most people just call it " king katz" because of david katz and his extreme hairyness, and also very large penis
"Lets rent king kong tonight!"
"You mean king katz?? ...oh hey dave...."
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A Hong Kong Finish is the name for what those weird pervert dudes in Hong Kong do to women on the subway. They rub on them and then “finish” on their clothing -- all while avoiding eye contact because Asian folks do not like eye contact, unless it’s eye contact made with a crying woman. That’s totally a thing over there! Anyways, that’s how it gets on the inside of jackets and backs of skirts. Everyone is in their biz casual attire on the subway coming home from work.
I know these things because I’m old.
Please stop performing a hong kong finish on me. I am uncomfortable with this.