Lemon Brown

A person from the story "The Treasure of Lemon Brown" of whom has been underlined every single time in the text book.

Is also a very gruesome sexual act where a woman releases feces onto a mans mouth. The women then shoves a lemon colored dildo down the mans throat thus hitting his gag reflex and inducing vomit onto the woman's bare chest as they get each other off. The man cums onto the girls chest, and then proceeds lick up the mixture.

"I'm Lemon Brown." "Pedophile!"

"Today were reading about Lemon Brown!" "You read porn in literature??" :O*Gasp* "I want to be in that class!"

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poison lemon

When someone inserts a lemonhead, Mentos, or other candy into the anal cavity of another. In order to find it later as a tasty treat.

poison lemon

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lemon skunk

a very potent strand of marijuana native to Northwestern U.S./Southwestern Canada which has a light green to yellowish color covered in crystals. it is known as a "creeper" because of its intense high that "creeps" up on you within the first few hits without you knowing.
very good skunk strain.

That lemon skunk was dank as fuck; I got high in one hit!

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river lemon

to be so pissed that you could kick your shoes off into a river and walk home barefoot whilst getting out your cock and challenging your best mate to a sword fight

Man I have a hangover, worst river lemon night I've had in a long while

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lemon pudding

Teenage wet vagina.

That girl had some nice lemon pudding.

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lemon baggin

almost like tea baggin'. when a girl sucks your balls and makes a face like she just sucked on a lemon.

after nicole was sucking my balls her face squinted and i came up with this definition and called it lemon baggin.

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Lemon Pledge

1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.

2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.

Made popular by Family Guy.

Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"

Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."

Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."

Maid: "...Yes."

Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."

Maid: "...No."

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