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When your golf ball lands in a bad spot, so you move it to a better spot without incurring a penalty stroke.
Mike: “What a horrible tee shot, how am I going to hit it from there?”
Jamie: “Just use a Gentleman’s Lift”
The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.
To bet a blow Job on a ski lift
She was so good when she gave me that Lift J
A more 'family friendly' way of saying a boner
Often seen on signs if you have a dirty mind "Main Lift"
Guy 1 - Yeah, my girlfriend slipped in the shower and made me go in and help her
Guy 2 - Woah, nice
Guy 1 - Yeah, i got a total man lift
*gets out of the elevator* “ bro I just made that shit a windy lift!”
Refers to a comparably-humorous but non-verbal version of three consonants and a dozen vowels, and involves using your forefingers or thumbs to manually "peel up" your eyelids and then groggily waggling your head to indicate to the person who requested your assistance that you're so weary that you can't even keep your eyelids open.
Sometimes when I ask my ordinarily-very-supportive sister about helping me with some task that admittedly I **could** perform all by myself but which would be a lot easier and/or more pleasant to accomplish with an assistant, she gives me the "eyelids-lift reply" to indicate that she feels really exhausted on that particular occasion. and so I respectfully "let it go" for the time-being, and then either wheezingly struggle though said arduous/disagreeable undertaking on my own, or wait till maybe the next day to ask my sister again if she could help me complete it.
when your having sex with a girl and you lift her up above your head so you can eat her vagina
did you enjoy it when I did the dragon lift