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Cai Ling

A beautiful and funny girl with a wacky sense of humour. Gym gal. But doesn’t get enough sleep and needs to shit at random times.

Do you need to go to the toilet again?

Yes
You are such a Cai Ling

by Jimmygirl November 23, 2021


ling be long

A physically attractive Asian woman usually between the ages of 18-22 who will have sex with young black men,after sex she says "now its your turn" and she whips out her 12 inch dick and precedes to fuck the man,without his approval.

ling be long fucked me hard last night.

by ling ling 3464 February 23, 2018


Ling Ling

The neighbor's kid, to whom your mom won't stop comparing you to. He has mastered every instrument, pratices 40 hours a day all the while studying medicine/being a doctor.

Mom: My son is practicing for a competition
Ling Ling's Mom: My son won that competition when he was 6 years old, he practices 40 hours per day you know.
My Mom: My son got accepted to Julliard
Ling Ling's Mom: My son TEACHES at Julliard AND is a Doctor. He got his medical degree when he was 12 years old.
My Mom: Wow! I wish my son was more like Ling Ling.

by chudieu101 September 26, 2021


Ling Ling

Ling Ling is our cancer friend Sanni who cut her hair short

''Sanni you are such a ling ling'' ''How are you ling ling''

by steppasinpartyy69420 March 26, 2021


Ling Ling

Practice 40 hours a day to improve your classical music skills and be famous classical musicians just like TWOSET VIOLIN

"Go practice! Ling Ling 40 hours!"

by Ling Ling 40 hours September 14, 2023


Ling Ling

Ling Ling is a prodigy since birth. His dictionnary does not contain the words "mistakes" and "sacrilegious". Ling Ling is, probably, neither a boy or a girl. Ling Ling is the King of Music. Ling Ling never sleep, instead, Ling Ling practise 40 hours a day. Ling Ling's least favorite instrument is the viola, but still appreciate the violists.

"You are like Ling Ling, but you aren't Ling Ling. The only difference is that he only need to hear it once and play it flawlessly".
LingLing40hours is the best.

by MarsArgoKawaii January 12, 2021


Ling Ling

A derogatory term for a Thai person (literally meaning Monkey). Especially one lacking independent thought and/or progressive ideas. A Thai person with little education or life experience who is content as long as he/she has the basic necessities of life. A Thai person who has been brainwashed by government institutions to believe that they must foremost serve their country above anything else.

Jirawat is such a Ling Ling! As long as he has enough money for cheap alcohol and street food he wouldn't dare complain.

by Stacks_one August 9, 2024