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Having sex with a old british lady with a hairy vagina, preferably in her 90's and on her death bed
Hey bro sorry about your grandma
Don't worry she got her dying wish
Really? What was it
Doing the old London sasquatch on her
The first writing definition of the name London was not all that. The writing was short and so bland, like blank piece of paper. I’m not good at writing nor my grammar, but I will tell a somewhat definition of my London. She’s sweet, awesome, kind at times to certain people. She jokes a lot and doesn’t really care if she’s loses a friend, which is kind of strange. She’s the person who’s fun to joke with, her dark humor is a little over board but shes amazing. She’s not so good at hearing people out when they’re venting or expressing their feeling but, that’s ok. I like her the way she is. I know this isn’t really a definition but, if you ever find a London keep her 😆 she’s gonna need you, and you’re gonna need her.
L: what’s yellow and cat swim?
M: I don’t know?
L: An bus full of children
M: London (The name) that’s so dark.. 💀
A kick butt town......it is a mini London England with a population of
365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.
Our city has the most trees in the world.....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.
Well thats about all
London Ontario is one of the biggest and most powerful cities in Ontario...ONtario is part of Canada...which is above the USA
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Way of calling a person a homosexual. The reason for the name being that, in England, cigarettes are called fags. In America fags are gays. Thus, calling someone a 'London Cigarette' is a great, discreet way of saying somebody that a person is homosexual.
" Hey Marty, see that guy behind the counter?"
"Yea."
"He's a London Cigarette."
(Discreet snickers)
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london's top class prostitutes who charge huge money just cuz they dont do business on streets
joe:i hooked up with this hot pros
nik:for how much?
joe:200 pounds
nik:shit thats expensive man.was it a london escort
joe:yea.though expensive,london escorts are smokin hot dude.
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it involves two guys and one girl. One guy is holding the girl by her legs and the other by her arms. the girl is giving oral to the guy holding her arms, and recieving vaginal intercours fromt he guy holding her legs.
"dude! me, stan and jessica totally did a london bridge last night!"
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London Bridge refers to a woman's panties. When guy makes a woman's "London Bridge fall down", he is making her panties drop to the floor so that they can have sex.
In the song by Fergie of the same name they say, "How come everytime you come around my London Bridge wanna go down?" Which equates to "How come everytime I see you my panties end up on the floor and we end up having sex."
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