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To london someone - to stab somebody using a bladed melee weapon, usually a knife or a dagger.
While it is most common to do it in the capital of UK, the term "To london someone" most likely comes from ancient Rome, and the death of Julius Caesar.
Mom: We're gonna visit grandma tommorow.
Child: But mom, what if someone londons us on the way?
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Citizen: How did Caesar die?
Praetorian guard: He was londoned.
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Serial killer: I am going to london someone.
Cumming on your partner's face/forehead/eyes while your balls are still in his/her mouth.
My wife is so GGG. On my birthday, she let me give her the London fog.
A kick butt town......it is a mini London England with a population of
365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.
Our city has the most trees in the world.....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.
Well thats about all
London Ontario is one of the biggest and most powerful cities in Ontario...ONtario is part of Canada...which is above the USA
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Way of calling a person a homosexual. The reason for the name being that, in England, cigarettes are called fags. In America fags are gays. Thus, calling someone a 'London Cigarette' is a great, discreet way of saying somebody that a person is homosexual.
" Hey Marty, see that guy behind the counter?"
"Yea."
"He's a London Cigarette."
(Discreet snickers)
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london's top class prostitutes who charge huge money just cuz they dont do business on streets
joe:i hooked up with this hot pros
nik:for how much?
joe:200 pounds
nik:shit thats expensive man.was it a london escort
joe:yea.though expensive,london escorts are smokin hot dude.
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it involves two guys and one girl. One guy is holding the girl by her legs and the other by her arms. the girl is giving oral to the guy holding her arms, and recieving vaginal intercours fromt he guy holding her legs.
"dude! me, stan and jessica totally did a london bridge last night!"
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London Bridge refers to a woman's panties. When guy makes a woman's "London Bridge fall down", he is making her panties drop to the floor so that they can have sex.
In the song by Fergie of the same name they say, "How come everytime you come around my London Bridge wanna go down?" Which equates to "How come everytime I see you my panties end up on the floor and we end up having sex."
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