Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan

Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

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The Lone Ranger

When There Is 2 Guys And A Girl And 1 Of The Guys Kills The Other Guy And Kills The Girl And Then Just Jerks Off By Himself

Phil Pulled The Lone Ranger After He Killed Jill And Danny

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Lone Ranger

A person who don’t associate with outsiders don’t need a crowd of people with them all the time can handle their own very secretive about business and love hard not & stands on loyalty

I’m a Lone Ranger I ain’t looking for love no friends I can do it all myself I can hold my own

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lonely lodge

The place where you go to get trashy loot when you are playing by yourself.

I went to lonely lodge and got shit

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lone ranger

having your yam bag splayed across you girls eyes while she huffs your hog.

Hey baby wanna play lone ranger?

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Lone Wolf

1) A person who was excluded from something, so now they sulk in a corner.
2) A person who has a couple friends but never talks in class and usually fails Drama
3) A person who expresses themselves in a way other than talking, such as music or poetry or whatever

That lone wolf talks to nobody

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Lonely Homo

When one is to put his legs up on the side of a wall(butt against can also happen) and proceeds to masturbate. When he cums, the cum will fall on his face. Only a homo would like this sensation, and only a lonely and horny person would do it.

I just gave my self a lonely homo, pass me a towel before it gets in my eyes.

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