I love you too

What you retort when someone says or does something mean to you.

Person A: I hate the way you always have to wear those socks! And your ugly-ass nose!
Person B: I love you too.

or

A: *punches B*
B: I love you too. *twich twich*

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I love you

A lie that your parents tell you.

Son: I love you dad!
Dad: I love you too son

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i love you more

when you simply love the person more than they love you.

sean love shannon more.

sean: i love you.
shannon: i love you too.
sean: i love you more.
shannon: i don't think so.
sean: umm...yep..lemme check urban dictionary...yeah, it says i do.

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I Love You Handshake

The way that two people who are obviously in love hold hands. It involves slightly tracing each other's palms and gently scratching the other persons palm, looks a bit like your fingers are doing a sort of jelly fish motion. This is usually accompanied by looking into each others eyes and a stupid smile. Most of the time this handshake is done with your hands in the air as apposed to the side (like in traditional hand holding).

It should be noted that if the two people doing the handshake are not in love it looks quite stupid.

Person 1: So, how are things going with you and that guy?

Person 2: Not well. I saw him doing the I Love You Handshake with another girl.

Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry. They must be in love.

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I love you too

The person doesn't actually love you back, they are just extremely horny and they want to fuck your brains out.

you: "I love you"

Partner: "Yeah..I..I love you too"

*stares at you with that face they always do when they are horny*

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let me love you

The whisper of a fangirl as she stares at the screen of her computer, lusting after the one she desires.

Varies in levels of creepiness depending on how old she/the one she wants is, and the way it is said.

This type of fangirl is most commonly found lurking on tumblr.

Fangirl: let me love you.....

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I love you, but fuck!

When you love someone but they just drive you so crazy sometimes it makes you wonder!

"don't drive so fast, chew with your mouth closed, you're so gross!"

"I love you, but fuck!"

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