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1. When a woman massages moisturizer on her breasts.
2. An expression of disblief, surprise or confusion.
"Holy boob lube! Did you get the scoop on that man?"
Raven asks.
The officer nodded, "Sure did. We'll look farther into the investigation, later on in the week.
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The act of deep throating someone then pulling it out and puting a oil based lubrication and quickly shoving the lubed up penis into the anal cavity of the deep throatier.
Alec- I Hung out with Courtney
Blake- What did you do?
Alec- We Gag n' lubed!
Blake- next time call me
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When someone is trying to smooth talk you, or they are getting ready to screw you over on something.
A tree fell down on our lawn the other day and when had call a Arborist. A fare and honest man he explained how he is not going to “ Lube me up” like the other companies would.
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A verb pertaining to when you walk down the street and you spot a giant rat that you once thought was a squirrel. Your friend then proceeds to freak out like a little girl, despite the fact that he is not one.
jack: OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT RAT!
erin: jack, stop Kuh-lube-uhing
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Consuming copious amounts of ethanolic beverages detineo Xerostomia penitus, the neck.
Derived from the Norse "gjølpr mjödir", but really distorted and not actually related at all.
Also includes the U.S. sharing their future fusion power with the Canadians and British, and I guess the French 'cause they'll whine. And the Germans, of course. They're the European Japanese. Skillful, but periodically delusional.
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Well I think so Brain, but weren't we gonna lube the neck?
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A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.
Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?
Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
worst kid ever. enjoys monroe transfer's abe lincoln's anything involving lube his asshole, and penetration.
and blowjobs (of other dudes).
(look at his name lube-in...cmon)
dude don't ever touch me there again, who are you Gay Lubin??
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